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Gotham (3.3) “Look Into My Eyes”
If you skipped Batman school last week, here’s what you missed: Penguin is starring in his own fan fiction where he’s followed by a mob of people who carry their own body bags. Bad boy 4 life Jim Gordon missed out on the million dollar ransom hanging over Fish, but he got to kiss a pretty lady, which is worth at least $999,999 to my more lonely readers, and Baby Bruce just met his doppelganger.
If you skipped Batman school last week, here’s what you missed: Penguin is starring in his own fan fiction where he’s followed by a mob of people who carry their own body bags. Bad boy 4 life Jim Gordon missed out on the million dollar ransom hanging over Fish, but he got to kiss a pretty lady, which is worth at least $999,999 to my more lonely readers, and Baby Bruce just met his doppelganger.
Real Housewives of New Jersey (7.12) “Thick as Thieves”
Jacqueline goes insane, Siggy cries continuously, and the Vermont trip finally comes to an end — let’s see what the ladies of the RHONJ are up to this week!
Jacqueline goes insane, Siggy cries continuously, and the Vermont trip finally comes to an end — let’s see what the ladies of the RHONJ are up to this week!
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (4.2) “Meet the New Boss”
Apparently, Disney/ABC is now quoting The Who songs in their episode titles because all of the rest of The Who’s songs are being used in CSI opening credits. Also, we actually do meet the new boss of SHIELD this episode.
Apparently, Disney/ABC is now quoting The Who songs in their episode titles because all of the rest of The Who’s songs are being used in CSI opening credits. Also, we actually do meet the new boss of SHIELD this episode.
Game of Thrones (6.10) “The Winds of Winter”
The direwolf is back on Winterfell in the opening credits. That’s been a long time coming and it’s the most important thing of note. I actually didn’t even watch the rest of the episode. Recap over.
The direwolf is back on Winterfell in the opening credits. That’s been a long time coming and it’s the most important thing of note. I actually didn’t even watch the rest of the episode. Recap over.
The Americans (4.13) “Persona Non Grata”
The season ends with a gruesome death, and an even more gruesome make-out scene featuring the two most awkward-looking teens on TV.
The season ends with a gruesome death, and an even more gruesome make-out scene featuring the two most awkward-looking teens on TV.
Archer (7.09) “Deadly Velvet, Part 2”
The season began with Archer’s body floating in Veronica Deane’s pool. And it ended that way, too. Is he really dead? Well ... that all depends on whether the show gets renewed or not.
The season began with Archer’s body floating in Veronica Deane’s pool. And it ended that way, too. Is he really dead? Well ... that all depends on whether the show gets renewed or not.
Bates Motel (4.10) “Norman”
If you haven’t seen it yet, spoilers – Norma’s deader than my hopes and dreams, thanks to her sweet little boy.
If you haven’t seen it yet, spoilers – Norma’s deader than my hopes and dreams, thanks to her sweet little boy.
Arrow (4.23) “Schism”
In Arrow’s Season 4 finale, we discover that a nuclear strike threatening to wipe humanity off the planet can be overcome with the power of positive thinking. Urf. Let’s just flush this turd and get on with our summer vacations, shall we?
In Arrow’s Season 4 finale, we discover that a nuclear strike threatening to wipe humanity off the planet can be overcome with the power of positive thinking. Urf. Let’s just flush this turd and get on with our summer vacations, shall we?
The Flash (2.23) “The Race of His Life”
After months of scheming and parent killing we’re finally going to find out what that pesky Zoom is up to. Was he opening portals to Earth-2 to see which pizza place was the best? Probably not, that sounds crazy.
After months of scheming and parent killing we’re finally going to find out what that pesky Zoom is up to. Was he opening portals to Earth-2 to see which pizza place was the best? Probably not, that sounds crazy.
Legends of Tomorrow (1.16) “Legendary”
Star City, 2016. (Hey, that’s this year!) Rip decides to abandon the gang back in their old lives as he’s now depressed and doesn’t give much of a shit about the mission since Savage still has Hawklady and Hawkman.
Star City, 2016. (Hey, that’s this year!) Rip decides to abandon the gang back in their old lives as he’s now depressed and doesn’t give much of a shit about the mission since Savage still has Hawklady and Hawkman.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (6.23) “Reunion Part 3”
Abusive exes, gossiping frenemies, and a rant from ex-housewife Brandi, it’s part three of the RHOBH Reunion!
Abusive exes, gossiping frenemies, and a rant from ex-housewife Brandi, it’s part three of the RHOBH Reunion!
Supergirl (1.20) “Better Angels”
On the Supergirl season finale, we finally get answers to questions like, Will Kara and James get together? (yes) Will we ever see Superman’s face? (no) And What’s the only thing worse than moving to a new city and taking a new job for your boyfriend, only to have him leave you for someone you work with? (being fired from said job by your own father)
On the Supergirl season finale, we finally get answers to questions like, Will Kara and James get together? (yes) Will we ever see Superman’s face? (no) And What’s the only thing worse than moving to a new city and taking a new job for your boyfriend, only to have him leave you for someone you work with? (being fired from said job by your own father)
Sleepy Hollow (3.18) “Ragnarok”
Wow ... if fans thought that Joe’s death last week was rough, I hope they survived this week’s shocker: The death of a main character! What will happen without her?
Wow ... if fans thought that Joe’s death last week was rough, I hope they survived this week’s shocker: The death of a main character! What will happen without her?
